so my plan for halloween is to dress up as a Nazgul with my black horse and go trick or treating but instead of saying “trick or treat” i’ll either scream or hiss “Bagginssssssssss, Shhhhhhhire” and then ransack their villages in my search for the One Ring
i was joking
DOES THAT FUCKING LOOK LIKE YOUR DRAGON
i’ll stop reblogging this when i stop finding it hilarious
IDK IF I WANNA BE EATEN RAW OR COOKED WITH FANCY SPICES AND SHIT
I like hannibal style. if I’m gonna be eaten, I might as well be gourmet…
Tumblr, a safe place to express how we want to be canibalized.
Many crystals are thought to have healing powers. This pointed cut of crystal glows bright blue when worn in the dark, so that you’re able to heal yourself even in the darkest of places. Sold on Etsy.
oh really are you really sure
wasn’t he possessed by a demon in that scene
Yup, that’s how Dean knew it wasn’t his dad
Oh my god.
I thought my fandom had father issues…
*sirius black voice* remus will you kill this spider for me
*remus lupin voice* is it trying to hurt you, sirius
*sirius black voice* its on my bed and hurting my heart
*quiet james potter voice* engorgio
*loud, horrified sirius black shrieking*
yes please I’d like them all thank you
my new favorite color